Prior to starting my senior year in college, a Professor who knew my older brother contacted me about a possible technical job with a Christian ministry named Gospel Films. Heading into a double major of Computer Science and Religion & Theology, I guess my interests seemed like a good fit.

For the next decade, I worked for Gospel Films, later to become Gospel Communications International (referred to by most as Gospelcom). At the end of last year, Gospelcom closed its doors, ending a 50+ history of successful ministry in various forms of media.

A couple months ago I visited Monterey, CA, as part of a work trip and it brought back a slew of memories of conventions attended while at Gospelcom, including a couple in Monterey.  Since then I’ve been reminiscing about my time at Gospelcom. There are many questions about why Gospelcom had to call it quits after so many years, but rather than speculate about what’s already done, I’d rather highlight some of my favorite memories of my time there.

Offered Me A Start

I worked in the Internet area at Gospelcom, assisting with sites we owned and hosted, as well as those of hundreds of other Christian organizations. Based on my relatively low real-world professional experience, Gospelcom took a risk hiring me and allowing me to grow on the job. During my time at Gospelcom, I was able to watch the technical staff grow from 1 person (me) to 16 or so full time people. As a result, I was privileged to do everything from technical support and web development to systems administration and management.

Technical Development

During that time I was able to become experienced with a number of technologies. In the area of operating systems, I got to work with compiling Linux kernels (starting with 2.1?), SGI IRIX, early RedHat, Fedora Core, and RedHat Enterprise.

During most of that time I was allowed to run Linux on my desktop, generally RedHat and then Fedora. My proficiency with Pine as the email client of choice was quite impressive, lasting 13 years until I made the switch to Mac OS X in early 2006. On the server side, I learned the ins-and-outs of PHP, Perl, Apache, MySQL, LDAP, qmail, tinydns, and was able to dabble with numerous other technologies.

Considering the size or our small organization, I had the privilege of interacting with some great people in the Open Source world. I was able to write back and forth with Monty, one of the primary MySQL developers early on. I was able to attend conventions and attend sessions led by Rasmus, the founder of PHP.   I even have a picture of me with Tim O’Reilly. (I knew you’d be impressed.) While I didn’t talk with Larry Wall personally, our team did receive email from him regarding some functionality on biblegateway.com, a site we owned and developed.

I am forever indebted to Gospelcom for the chance they took on me and the freedom they gave me to grow technically. Speaking from a purely selfish perspective, the experience I gained at Gospelcom has opened a world of opportunities for me in multiple professions.

People Reaching People (How Could I Resist?)

However, what I’m most grateful for are the people I was able to work with. There were numerous people who made an intentional effort to mentor me, and I learned much from each and every one. And I learned just as much, if not more, on a personal and professional level from my peers. I’d love to list names, because I honestly believe I learned something from each person, but I fear I’d leave out a name or two from the course of those 10 years. Rest assured, I’m a better person having worked with you all.

A unique aspect of working at Gospelcom was being able to work closely with the web ministries of hundreds of other Christian organizations, including places such as RBC Ministries, Youth Specialties, YFC, InterVarsity Christian Fellowship, Back to the Bible, InterVarsity Press, Louis Palu, musicians, international ministries, radio stations, etc. Being able to work with those organizations, in whatever small way, was a privilege.

A Few of My Favorite Things

With a decade of memories, I fear the following snippets don’t do justice to the incredible experiences I had. Nevertheless, I give you some of my favorite memories:

• Every Wednesday was donut day. At 10:00 AM sharp, donuts were set out in the break room and freely available. In the later years, things began to morph a bit as the number of donuts lessened and additional alternatives were added such as fruit and bagels. Even so, it was a great perk and a good chance to take a break from email to sit and chat with folks.
• The drink refrigerator was a commercial-sized sliding door refrigerator. It was stocked with pop, water bottles, juices, and other beverages, and employees were allowed to help themselves. I certainly went through phases where different drinks became my daily routine: Cherry Coke, water, cran-grape juice, pink grapefruit juice, and Cherry Coke (did I mention that already?). There were obviously the expected political battles where we fought to have our drink of choice stocked. We managed to get Frappucinos for a while. The one constant drink that was ever present was Tab. It had a faithful following in the accounting department.
• Speaking of political battles, I remember the struggle to get recycling available for plastics, bottles, etc. When I left there were still devoted employees (thanks, Ron) providing paper recycling services personally.
• Working in an environment now where business casual is the dress code, I fondly look back at the Gospelcom dress code, or lack thereof. Summers were filled with sandals and shorts, and jeans were definitely the normal for other seasons. I did have a single suit that made an appearance once each year at the annual Board Meeting.
• When our technical infrastructure got big enough, we began scheduling certain upgrades and changes during maintenance windows, typically early in the morning. Those sleep-deprived mornings are some of my favorite memories. A few of us would gather in the wee hours of the morning, grind some coffee and brew a strong pot, and settle in the back warehouse to get some uninterrupted work done. Pcg would invariably kick off some tunes for everyone, the most memorable for me being Morrissey. Assuming all went well with whatever change was performed, we’d head off to Bob Evans for some breakfast, so we weren’t in the office when normal business hours started. (I mean, did we really want to hear about any problems caused by our changes anyway?) Bob Evans boasted some serious Eggs Benedict, omelets, and these biscuits with the thickest sausage gravy you can imagine.
• While we’re on the topic of early morning coffee, someone at Gospelcom first introduced me to White Heather.  Anyone want to take credit for that?  I owe you.
• Initially we hosted our entire infrastructure in our offices at Gospelcom. From humble beginnings where we literally had pen caps holding in the network connections of one of the servers, to gas-powered generators during storms (my wedding night included), to the headaches of getting multiple DS3s coming into the building. One snowy January night we moved the entire infrastructure, 7 racks of equipment in all, to a data center 50 miles away. While things were down we had a Sony Vaio laptop serving a splash page for all website requests.
• I was able to help influence Reverend Fun cartoons on occasion.  My favorites were always the ones about camels.
• I was privileged to attend a number of technical conferences, including O’Reilly’s Open Source Convention. It was great having those late night brainstorming sessions with the other Gospelcom-ers that went, but also attending all the great sessions about our favorite technologies.
• Speaking of conferences, Gospelcom hosted a conference or two every year to collaborate with, and provide training for, the hundreds of organizations in the Gospelcom alliance. They were a ton of work, and often a source of frustration in planning, but leading sessions and meeting with all the incredible folks from the ministries was incredibly rewarding.
• I always enjoyed hearing some frequent speakers at Gospelcom conferences such as Jeff Veen.  I also enjoyed McNair Wilson’s one-man dramas.
• Bonicki’s.  Barbeque chicken and pineapple quesadillas.  Mmmm.
• My closet has a sizable section of Gospelcom t-shirts.  Little did I know at the time the process to get those shirts designed and approved was a foreshadowing of the government contracting world.
• At 3:00 PM on afternoons when the weather was nice, a handful of people often headed out back to toss frisbees around.  I didn’t participate nearly as frequently as I should have.
• During the early years of my time at Gospelcom, each employee received boxes of See’s candy as a gift at Christmas.  Z loved the stuff, and shipped it to everyone he came in contact with.  I believe Z was single-handedly the largest distributer of See’s candy in West Michigan.  Seriously.  There were also years where Poinsettias and Lilies would be sent to our house at Christmas and Easter, respectively.
• Speaking of Z, he took a few of us to hear him preach at Joe Louis Arena one Sunday.  I was able to walk on the floor of the arena, check myself against the boards, get on the team bench, and walk through the back hallways.  Dream come true.  Go Wings!
• When I first started, the last day of the month was always a late night so I could compile the month-end statistics reports for Smitty.  He loved his hits and page views.
• The annual Christmas party certainly needs to be on the list.  In my early years, Z played a number game.  He’d think of a number, tell us a range, and whoever guessed it got cash.  He’d do several rounds.  At the end, anyone who hadn’t won would get a sympathy cash prize.  If I’m not mistaken, I was always in the last category.  I seem to recall Don always making a trumpet noise for some reason, too.  Anyone remember what that was about?
• I, like most people, have stereotypes about wealthy people.  Rich DeVos shattered them all.  He was the chairman of Gospel Films for many years, and was a faithful supporter.  I am grateful I was able to meet him and hear him as he shared his heart with the staff on numerous occasions.  It’s amazing to see how much he does that intentionally goes unnoticed, for everything from ministries like Goselcom, to schools, and to cities like Grand Rapids.
• Back when blogs were all the rage, I got my start with my analog blog on the whiteboard in our meeting room.
• I’ll always remember the lunch breaks where we sat around a projector and watched various TV shows.  I was introduced to some great shows, including Scrubs, Freaks and Geeks, The Tick, and Fawlty Towers.  (Did I really put The Tick in that list?)
• Paul Harvey highlighted Gospelcom during his normal daily broadcast one day.  Anyone able to find that online somewhere?
• One of the office supply stores our office used frequently provided a free box of Famous Amos chocolate chip cookies with any orders over a certain amount.  The box would appear on the break counter, at which point they were fair game.  Invariably the first person to discover it would take a handful … and then send email to everyone else about the fresh box.
• When pcg moved away from MI, he had an old upright Pac-Man arcade game.  We moved it to the warehouse and Gospelcom and for many, many months talked about how to get it fixed.  It finally happened, and I was in my glory.  I was never able to overtake Luke’s high scores, however.  He was crazy good.

Are there any other obvious ones I’m missing, all you former Gospelcom folks out there?

Closing

I personally have many fond memories of Gospelcom, and it was a significant time in my life.  At the same time, I know Gospelcom was able to provide the Gospel to many, many people over many decades, and through numerous methods and languages.  I’m honored to have been allowed to play a small part.

Unlike the first one in CA, I was at work in Northern VA for this one, a location where earthquakes don’t exactly happen every day. And even though it registered a whopping 1.8 on the Richter scale (Rachel wasn’t impressed), I definitely heard this one and felt a little something. I’m assuming that’s mostly due to the fact I was only 10 miles or so from the epicenter. It was loud enough that most people at work stood up, looked over the cube walls, and decided to keep doing email.

We suspected this group of people was here for a convention of some sort, and that theory was soon confirmed. But seeing a sign about “Open Filking” didn’t exactly answer all our questions. After a weekend of research and observation, I think we’ve learned the basics.

The convention in question is the Consonance 2008 Convention. As the site describes, it is “the San Francisco Bay Area filk convention.” Filk is generally considered folk music, usually with a science fiction or fantasy theme … or about computers or cats. Filkers, then, are the people participating in this musical movement. Furthermore, if our hotel parking lot is any indication, bumper stickers appear to be an important trademark of filker vehicles. Here are some additional resources, if needed.  After seeing some names and pictures in my research, I realize I rode the elevator with some famous and influential filkers this weekend.

Now that I’ve laid the foundation, I trust you’ll enjoy some example filking.

Never did I imagine the same thing would be happening once I was in my thirties. No, we don’t pass out valentines at work. However, at least once per week I receive email addressed to Brain. If it didn’t happen consistently, I’d chalk it up to typos. But my email address contains the proper spelling of my name, so it really wouldn’t be too hard to verify if you’re unsure.

On a recent work trip, one of my teammates saw Brian the Brain in the SkyMall magazine. Seems only appropriate that I get one for my cube.

As expected, however, there hasn’t been much time for sight-seeing. We put in 96 hours last week, and expect a similar schedule this upcoming week. Gotta love being an hourly employee. It also helps that we’re working on a pretty cool project that is going to be used by a lot of people.

Sometimes I fear I’m dangerously close to being that co-worker. The comics speak such truth about life, it’s hard not to share.

“I’m from out of town. Why can’t we drive in those lanes?” he asked, pointing at the traffic flying by in the HOV lanes.

I simplified things and replied, “Those are for car pooling.”

“Oh,” he acknowledged. “So we have to stay in this all the way to Fredericksburg?” (Fredericksburg was still a good 20 miles south. We were easily averaging 15 miles an hour at this point– stop and go.)

“Yes, though the car pool lanes don’t go nearly that far.” I was trying to console him, as if to say it wouldn’t be all that great in the HOV lanes since they ended soon.

“Oh,” he acknowledged again. “So this should clear out as soon as those lanes merge, right?”

Who was I to squelch that glimmer of hope I heard in his question? “Sure, it should clear up a bit.” What else would you expect when 5 lanes of traffic consolidate into 3?! This didn’t seem like the type of discussion where I should lay out all the possible reasons traffic could easily get worse. And truthfully, traffic does generally pick up a bit after that merge due to limited on ramps for a while.

“Probably in 10 miles or so?” he wondered.

“Not nearly that long. Only a couple more miles.”

And with that, the conversation was over. I was glad the traffic did increase in speed a bit after the merge, so I didn’t appear to be a complete liar.  Only on I-95 do you have a chance to verbally welcome visitors to your state while commuting home.

Today’s trip home: 1 hour and 50 minutes … for 35 miles. Not at all that bad. (A little Hot Tracks lingo there. Any MI people still watch the show?)

So who are all these people, and shouldn’t they be on vacation some where?