no txt’ing and driving
2009 July 1
Starting today, our great Commonwealth is putting a halt to texting while driving. Those of you that I’ve seen eating fast food, reading books, changing radio stations, putting on make-up, spanking your kids in the back seat, taking pictures, reading the newspaper with both hands, fighting with your GPS, searching for songs on your MP3 player, and picking your nose while driving, rest assured you can continue doing so legally.
But can I still brush my teeth while simultaneously tying my tie while driving?
Man, your state is such a killjoy…
Knowing what I do about your personal dress code, Joel, I assume the part about tying your tie is hypothetical. But yes, next time you visit, as far as I know you should be well within legal limits to tie a Half-Windsor while exercising good oral hygiene, all from behind the wheel. And Chip thinks VA is a killjoy …