if that’s true love …

Moby and I are spending Valentine’s Day alone, as Rachel and Micah are on vacation in CA. (I will be joining them shortly.) As such, I wasn’t sure if my lonely heart could handle reading the “Happy Valentine’s Day” section of our paper this morning. I’m sure most newspapers do the same thing, allowing their readers to purchase a small ad, expressing their love and devotion to their valentine.

As it turns out, it was just what I needed. Check out some of my favorites:

Still in love after 29 years! Still on our honeymoon! I love you squirrel! Love, Butch

Atta you, Butch.

LIKE BEER & PEANUTS We Go Great Together I LOVE YOU!!! PD & MT

I’ve never been much of a beer drinker, but I’m sure that’s romantic.

I will never forget the first day we met … when you called me TPT! I love you! Your flipflop wearing girlfriend.

Picture included with that one. And my personal favorite:

I love you human furnace, snuggle bunny, muffin pie, and I’m a lucky wifey to have such a lovey guy! Happy Valentine’s Day Love! I *heart* you! Love Always, Your Loverton

After laughing through a few, Silent Jay wisely opined, “If this is true love, I have not yet attained.” Well said.